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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.

Joseph Heller

In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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Accident Failure Predict
It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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Dead Difference War Win
He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
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Enjoyment Except Literature
From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.
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Goodness History Moral Teaching
He was never without misery, and never without hope.
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Hope Misery
They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
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Agree Education Necessary People Possible Question
I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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Dreams Night
Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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Deserve Fun Leadership Work
Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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Bulling Difficult Drug Endurance Failure Meditation Success Suicide
Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
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Acceptance Mankind Resilence Tomorrow
Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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Born Innocence
Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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Deep Mad Medal Men Reward
I don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
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Imagination Mercy Process Understand
She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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Epitome She Smile Sorrow Time
He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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Attempt Die Forever Live Man
For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
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Enough Expensive Peace War

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