Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
JOSEPH HELLERWhen I grow up I want to be a little boy.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
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Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.
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There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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He was never without misery, and never without hope.
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They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
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I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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All of my books deal in a very rough, rude fashion with subjects about which there are great conflicts of opinion.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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