I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
ROBIN WILLIAMSEveryone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
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When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.
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Reality: What a concept!
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Make your life spectacular, I know I did.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
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Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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