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I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego.

Bill Hicks

Marijuana grows naturally…Don’t you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don’t know, unnatural?
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Law Marijuana Thinking
No one can give you any answers. There aren’t any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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Answers Giving Mystery
I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
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Believe Christian Fruitful People
Let’s do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who’ve seen me before might know that.
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Add Comedy might Show
Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.
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Caffeine Energize Friday Monday Productive The Figure
I’m sorry if any of you are Catholic. I’m not sorry if you’re offended, I’m actually just sorry by the fact that you’re Catholic.
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Funny Humor Sorry
What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn’t it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It’s gonna be worth it!.
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Boys Light Lightbulb Sun
I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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Believe Self Voice
It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.
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Drug Freedom Personal War
I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.
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Caring Honest Long
It’s my object to be stared at like a dog that’s just been shown a card trick.
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Cards Dog Objects Tricks
Isn’t that weird, we’ve made nature against the law. That’s how un-natural we’ve become.
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Law Made Natural
Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves…After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
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Cold Environment Next War
What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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Abortion Say Talk Thing
I’m just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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Coffee Real Skins
I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don’t know, and I feel it’s my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . .
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Evening Information Reality

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