I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
BOB SAGETI become a chameleon for wherever I am.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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