I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
BOB SAGETI become a chameleon for wherever I am.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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