The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
BOBBY HEENANThey’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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