[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
BOBBY HEENANThey’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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