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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!

Bill Watterson

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Funny Future Humorous
Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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Design Grace Produce Spiders
[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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Dad Letting Mom Wondering
Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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Country Kings Mom Nice People Think
History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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Direction Events Knowable Order Prejudice
I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Actually Artist Quality Smoke Tell
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less
The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Brain Hobbies Way
Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Looks never Prepared
I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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Lettering Reflection Way Writing
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Good Luck Lucky Rockets
Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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Action Fun Hobbes
I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Life
If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
BILL WATTERSON

Inspirational Nature Stars
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Fairness Favors World

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