I’m friends with a lot of comedians, but we don’t talk about material. Most comedians I know don’t watch a lot of other comedy.
BO BURNHAMI don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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I’m also wary about the fact that if you don’t proceed with caution and understand what you’re doing, you understand these things are realities that you’re dealing with, they’re real things.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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Because I see that as a crutch sometimes and I want to know that I can do something funny and worthwhile without that. And also make a show that my parents would like and that kids could watch with their parents.
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I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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