You made one mistake. You married me.
BRENDAN BEHANCritics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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