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God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.

Brendan Behan

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother

God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.

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