If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
BO BURNHAMI always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I’m OK, but that’s about it. I like to think I’m good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?
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You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that’s not selfless that you love your fans, that’s ridiculous.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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I’m not a grown up until everybody realises I’m a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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The classic comedian says there’s nothing that’s taboo; if you laugh at one thing you’ve got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.
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What’s that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I’ll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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