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Reality continues to ruin my life.

Bill Watterson

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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Humorous Running Solid Water
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Fun Giving Hilarious
I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Hate Point Stories Thinking
Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Argue Shaves Six Years
The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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Celebrities Class Common Ideas People
I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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Mean Wonder
You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Chemistry Design Ingredients
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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Accomplish Funny Life Motivational Nothing
Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Looks never Prepared
I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Genius Misunderstood Thinking
That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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Problem Science Trying Unimaginable
Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Cooties Figured Happened Hobbies Love
From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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Conformity Connect Dots Way
And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Admission Anyone Exciting Gate More
Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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Hobbes Thinking Wells
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Acid Failing Tests

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