Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
BILL HICKSMy voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up.
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I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
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I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.
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Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that’s their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm… Sounds like… every commercial on television, doesn’t it?
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No one can give you any answers. There aren’t any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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I was a weekend drinker…I’d start on Saturday, end on Friday…thought I was controlling it…but I don’t drink any more.
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The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.
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How would you like to get inside that guy’s mind and look around for a hour? That guy sees opportunity at every glance, doesn’t he?
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I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
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I’ll tell you how to solve this abortion thing…Those unwanted babies…? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
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It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.
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BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book.
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Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
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Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
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I love talking about the Kennedy assassination. The reason I do is because I’m fascinated by it. I’m fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it.
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