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In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.

Brendan Behan

Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most

In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.

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