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Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.

Brendan Behan

Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment

Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.

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