Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
BILL WATTERSONThe world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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