Everyone I love I pay.
BOB SAGETI don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
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When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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The nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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