Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
BOBBY HEENANThere’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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