The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
BOBBY HEENANThere’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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