Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
BOBBY HEENANThere’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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