The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
BOB SAGETIf you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
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All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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