Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
BILL WATTERSONGetting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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