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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Bill Watterson

Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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Architect Form Function
Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Creating Good Life Thinking
I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Dessert Food Funny Vegetarian
Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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Everyone Knows Letter Played Score Word
I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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Higher Paper Standards
There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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Different Gatekeepers Gone Prospects Voice
You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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Afford Ignorant Knowledge Least Paralyzing
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading
Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Buttons Funny Light
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Forest Intelligent Reading Thinking
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Invention Mother Motherhood
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Cute Friday Life Sunday
Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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Design Grace Produce Spiders
Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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Action Fun Hobbes
I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Bumper Funny Mind Sticker Wander
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Funny Inspirational Life

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

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