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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.

Bo Burnham

If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
BO BURNHAM

Beliefs Hateful People
I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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Speak Thinking Want
Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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Asian Country People Persons
I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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Encourage Fan Love Really Something Unhealthy
Because I see that as a crutch sometimes and I want to know that I can do something funny and worthwhile without that. And also make a show that my parents would like and that kids could watch with their parents.
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Like Parent Something Sometimes Watch
Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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Funny Humor Theory
The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
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Answers Ideas People
At the time of ‘Words, Words, Words,’ I’m a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he’s entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that’s inherently a little bit ridiculous.
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Feelings Thinking Time Years
And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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Balls Funny Humor Person Two
Love is all about… whistles.
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About Love Whistle
I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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Funny Humor School
People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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Geneticist Giving People Real
I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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Bullets Car Newspaper
Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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Funny Humor Intelligent
When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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Comforter Funny Humor
Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
BO BURNHAM

Anything Book Good Pussy

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