The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
BILL WATTERSONRainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
-
-
You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
BILL WATTERSON -
Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
BILL WATTERSON -
Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
BILL WATTERSON -
Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
BILL WATTERSON -
Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
BILL WATTERSON -
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
BILL WATTERSON -
Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
BILL WATTERSON -
I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
BILL WATTERSON -
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
BILL WATTERSON -
I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
BILL WATTERSON -
One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
BILL WATTERSON -
In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
BILL WATTERSON -
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
BILL WATTERSON -
Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
BILL WATTERSON -
Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
BILL WATTERSON