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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.

Bobby Heenan

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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Cities Fall Limits
I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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Cheating Successful Wwe
I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Fun Game Jobs Love
When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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Lasts Saws Wrestling
Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Fight Firsts Game Mom Names Wrestling
You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Boys Proud Wwe
This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Coffee Fight Game Guy Wrestling
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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Chasing Eye Game
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Ends Fighting Game Wrestling
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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Two Wrestling Wwe
There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Downtown Skyscrapers Stories Two
I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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Believe Sports Wwe
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Oklahoma Swamps Tulsa
It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Moving Trying Wrestling
Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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Fight Game Kids Three Use Wrestling

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