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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.

Bobby Heenan

You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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