Everyone I love I pay.
BOB SAGETIt’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
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My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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