Change is such hard work.
BILLY CRYSTALWhoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead.
More Billy Crystal Quotes
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It’s money. I remember it from when I was single
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That’s the thing about jazz: it’s free flowing, it comes from your soul.
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You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.
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The inspiration was this great group of 40 or 50 relatives, sometimes for Thanksgiving or Passover or something and my brothers would just go up and make them laugh.
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I’m a sucker for a free tuxedo.
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At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn’t have something to say on a nightly basis.
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What’s so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you’re constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.
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I started examining history and then everything related to the theater. History, art, all the other studies, if I could link them into the theater, then it became alive for me. It just opened up my eyes.
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There’s only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I make nice kids.
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I love doing it [hosting the Oscars] because I love the danger of it and you have to come through and think on your feet.
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Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
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Nobody is more truthful when he’s acting than De Niro.
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Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
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Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, ‘This is the best I’m ever going to look, the best I’m ever going to feel, the best I’m ever going to do,’ and it ain’t that great?
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Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
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