Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
BILL WATTERSONDo you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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