Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
BOBBY HEENAN[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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