Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
BOBBY HEENAN[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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