Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
BILL WATTERSONI wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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