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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.

Bill Watterson

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
BILL WATTERSON

Grow Up Ideas People
Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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Architect Form Function
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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Accomplish Happier Happy Meaning Trouble
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Football Sports Thinking
I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
BILL WATTERSON

Autopsy Bigs Mouths People
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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Funny Inspirational Witty
Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Good Friend More Money Needs
In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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Long Memories Outside School Successful Term
There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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Different Gatekeepers Gone Prospects Voice
[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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Dad Letting Mom Wondering
The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Brain Hobbies Way
Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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Careers Happy Person
You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Failure Headed Resources Success Truth
You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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Enemy Maybe Needs Take Yeah
Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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Animal Ask Friendship Kindness Problem

I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.

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