Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
BILL WATTERSONI think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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Scientific Progress goes boink?
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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