I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
BOBBY HEENANThe money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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