You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
BOBBY HEENANThe money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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