I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
BOB SAGETNothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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