It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
BOB SAGETNothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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