The average person has one Fallopian tube.
BO BURNHAMAnd two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
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I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?
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Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, ‘Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, ‘well, I’m never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I’m going to go be a farmer’. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won’t happen.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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I know it’s the comedian’s instinct to say, “Do it, man, nothing’s off-limits! It’s cool, bro!” I don’t know if that’s the answer for me.
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The biggest danger, for me, with making yourself your act is that a lot of people with think they know you for better or worse. That’s an ongoing struggle with me and it can get really trippy sometimes.
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