You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
BOB SAGETThere are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
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I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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