If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
BILL WATTERSONI keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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Raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak… Am I scary, or what?
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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