I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
BOB SAGETPaul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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