Valuable people are undervalued.
BOB SAGETPaul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
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Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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