At least he f-kin’ jams! If it’s a choice between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the f-kin’ Block … I’m gonna be surfin’ on the lake of fire, rockin’ out.
BILL HICKSI, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman…come in the guise of a comic…to heal perception by using…’jokes’.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.
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How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we’re all one?
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I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.
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This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions.
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….All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I’ll be here all week.
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Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
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Isn’t that weird, we’ve made nature against the law. That’s how un-natural we’ve become.
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People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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Jesus-murdered. Martin Luther King-murdered. Gandhi-murdered. Malcolm X-murdered. Reagan-wounded.
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A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.
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In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
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Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
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It’s an insane world, and I’m proud to be a part of it.
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I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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