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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.

Bill Watterson

Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Adulthood Childhood Spoiling
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Light Sleep Summer
That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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Bad Perseverance Remarkable Worse
In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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Culture Excess Good Life
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less
What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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Cheat Game Idiotic Lose Play Sneaky Some Undermanned
To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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Accomplish Happier Happy Meaning Trouble
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Cute Friday Life Sunday
My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Lips Moving Thinking
Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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Drugs Missing Rooms Trashed
You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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Congratulation Cynically Expect Manipulate Nothing Taught
Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Boys Inscrutable Omen
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Funny Inspirational Science
Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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Differences Inability Praying Strength
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets

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