I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
BILL WATTERSONIt’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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