If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
BO BURNHAMI never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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I’m also wary about the fact that if you don’t proceed with caution and understand what you’re doing, you understand these things are realities that you’re dealing with, they’re real things.
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Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop’s another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you’re talking about how good a hip-hop artist you are. It’s like a painter painting a panting of himself painting a painting.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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