I’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
BILL HICKSA Christian will say… “I believe God created me in one day” Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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In Australia…they celebrate Easter the same…by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit…left chocolate eggs in the night
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You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who’ve helped me.
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How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we’re all one?
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May I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps… sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day?
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Mister, I don’t want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don’t even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain’t looking for no trouble, Mister.
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not all drugs are good.. some of them are great
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I was in Australia….Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den….think of the parties.
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I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That’s faith in action folks! You know he’s got God on his side.
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I’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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Good comedy helps people know they’re not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
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Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I’ll prove it to you. You’re at a ball game or a concert, and someone’s really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?
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A Christian will say… “I believe God created me in one day” Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
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We really are All One….this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.
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Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?…No, it’s not…That’s called logic and it’ll help us all evolve.
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