Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
BILL WATTERSONHobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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