If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
BETTE MIDLERGOD is watching us, from a Distance.
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Lay a foundation – get my foot in the door, and then undoubtedly, of course, I would be offered great roles as soon as I grew up enough to handle them.
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When you reach a certain age, you have fulfilled your childhood dream and whatever your first or second adulthood led you to do. T
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Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.
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I’d make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I’ll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.
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I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.
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Me, I’m just a hack. I’m just a schlep-per. I just do what I can do.
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I’m looking for something that gives me a chance to stretch. Because I have my own work, and I can do anything I want in my own work – juggle, tap dance, anything I want.
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I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
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Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I’ll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?
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I think the essence of humor has not changed. It’s all about surprise, facilitating follows. But the context of humor has changed.
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Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it’s like a jackhammer.
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If someone were to say seriously, “I’m divine,” she’d have to be locked up. There are lots of people in mental institutions going around saying “I’m God.” But because I’m funny about it, they haven’t locked me up yet. And I don’t give myself airs, either.
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I’m mad about God! That’s why I’m divine.
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I’ve forbidden my daughter to have grandchildren, I’m too young.
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If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
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