What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
BO BURNHAMComedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop’s another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you’re talking about how good a hip-hop artist you are. It’s like a painter painting a panting of himself painting a painting.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
-
-
I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
BO BURNHAM -
I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
BO BURNHAM -
I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
BO BURNHAM -
For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
BO BURNHAM -
Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
BO BURNHAM -
And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
BO BURNHAM -
I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
BO BURNHAM -
I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
BO BURNHAM -
My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
BO BURNHAM -
I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
BO BURNHAM -
I’m also wary about the fact that if you don’t proceed with caution and understand what you’re doing, you understand these things are realities that you’re dealing with, they’re real things.
BO BURNHAM -
Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
BO BURNHAM -
I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.
BO BURNHAM -
I’m not a grown up until everybody realises I’m a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
BO BURNHAM -
Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
BO BURNHAM







