The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
BOB HOPE
Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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I’m from Los Angeles… I don’t trust any air I can’t see.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Leaders are made through discipline, training, experience, failure, and the desire to continually improve.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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