I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
BILL WATTERSONIt seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
-
-
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
BILL WATTERSON -
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
BILL WATTERSON -
Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
BILL WATTERSON -
Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
BILL WATTERSON -
So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
BILL WATTERSON -
On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
BILL WATTERSON -
Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
BILL WATTERSON -
Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
BILL WATTERSON -
I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
BILL WATTERSON -
I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
BILL WATTERSON -
Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
BILL WATTERSON -
With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
BILL WATTERSON -
It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
BILL WATTERSON -
Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
BILL WATTERSON -
I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
BILL WATTERSON