I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
BOB SAGETIt was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
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