Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
BOB SAGETIt was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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