It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
BOB SAGETIt’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
BOB SAGETI will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
BOB SAGETMy haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
BOB SAGETMy favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
BOB SAGETThe favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
BOB SAGETI love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
BOB SAGETValuable people are undervalued.
BOB SAGETI’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
BOB SAGETWise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
BOB SAGETI’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
BOB SAGETMy favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
BOB SAGETThe secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
BOB SAGETSometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
BOB SAGETNo one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
BOB SAGETI was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
BOB SAGETI wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
BOB SAGET