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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.

Bob Saget

People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
BOB SAGET

Each Other Feed People
I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
BOB SAGET

Boys Car Country Years
Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
BOB SAGET

Arguing People Truth
All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
BOB SAGET

Around Done Heaviness Trying Way
No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
BOB SAGET

Bus Driver Drivers
Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
BOB SAGET

Four Letters Matter
Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
BOB SAGET

Gossip People Rumor
It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
BOB SAGET

Make People Think Thinking
If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
BOB SAGET

Hanging Negative People Two
I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
BOB SAGET

Fleas Hurt Spider
Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
BOB SAGET

Except Nobody People
My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
BOB SAGET

Dad Dollar Funny Mom Sex
The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
BOB SAGET

Squirrels Way Yards
When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
BOB SAGET

Away Famous Going
I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
BOB SAGET

Body Morning Red
I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
BOB SAGET

Doe Doors Nuts

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