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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.

Bill Watterson

Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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Enough Undead Zombie
Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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Done Looks Secret
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Cute Friday Life Sunday
Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Change Different Funny Life
From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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Conformity Connect Dots Way
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading
The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Brain Hobbies Way
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less
Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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Animal Ask Friendship Kindness Problem
No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Less Organized Sports
Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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Architect Form Function
You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Chemistry Design Ingredients
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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Children Mom Motivational
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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Guy Humorous Look Thinking
I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Life

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