I’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown.
BERNIE MACI’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown.
BERNIE MACOnly way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.
BERNIE MACI’m so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.
BERNIE MACIt took me a long time to get to where I’m at, in my career and as a man. I was going through my trials and tribulations in life, and it gave me the strength to tackle things that have come my way.
BERNIE MACIt’s a pleasure to work with someone who is just as strong as you are.
BERNIE MACI’m not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose.
BERNIE MACJerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors.
BERNIE MACIf I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that’s bigger than anything else.
BERNIE MACEvery time you see a black romance it’s over-the-top. There always has to be extreme hostility between the sexes. He has to cheat. She has to show him how independently strong she is, not just as a woman but as a black woman.
BERNIE MACI want people to say at the end of my day, you know, like I used to say about Sidney Poitier and James Cagney and Joan Crawford and Red Skelton and those guys and Bill Cosby. They did quality and substance. You always remember them.
BERNIE MACWhen I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars – that’s heaven here on earth.
BERNIE MACI love who I am. I love what I’ve become.
BERNIE MACI’ve been in training for stardom.
BERNIE MACI don’t need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don’t need any of that.
BERNIE MACMy daughter was a beautiful child.
BERNIE MACOkay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.
BERNIE MAC