Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.
BERNIE MACYou know you poor when you eatin’ breakfast food late. You fryin’ toast? At nine o’clock at night? With bacon? You’re broke.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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You can’t change what happened. Just like you can’t change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.
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I have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I like the marksmanship and the discipline that it takes to be a gun owner. I like the machinery. Being able to take it out and clean it is even more fascinating than having the gun.
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When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars – that’s heaven here on earth.
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My daughter was a beautiful child.
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I love who I am. I love what I’ve become.
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Hugs aren’t like pieces of pie. Plenty of hugs to go around.
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You have to meet all of the challenges, big and small. Because how you start is how you finish.
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My girlfriend Rhonda, who’s now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, ‘You’ve got to do the right thing.’
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Why do people love Richard Pryor so much? ‘Cause he had problems.
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People like rumors. They’re going to say things like, ‘You was at the club with Lil’ Kim, and you and Kanye West got into a fist fight.’ You can’t get upset. You’ve got to keep hope alive.
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Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
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I’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown.
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I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
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I love my daughter, but there’s a certain feeling, a certain emotion when you got a granddaughter, you know?
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I’m very much disciplined because I’m more mature. When I was young I just wanted to live, I could jump, I could run, I was quick and I was relentless.
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I came from a place where there wasn’t a lot of joy.
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It took me a long time to get to where I’m at, in my career and as a man. I was going through my trials and tribulations in life, and it gave me the strength to tackle things that have come my way.
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I wasn’t disciplined at all. As good of an athlete as I was, I was not disciplined. Had I had the drive that I have in comedy, and acting, and writing, that’s why I knew it just wasn’t right for me.
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I want to do something that people can really say, ‘Hey, man, that was good, I’m proud of you, I’m proud of that.’ ‘Pride’ and ‘Transformers’ and things like that.
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When I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures.
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The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them.
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I’m an entertainer and I really enjoy entertaining. I think if you’re going to really be what you say you are, you have to really live it, work it, practice it, and think it.
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Black audiences are hard. They always think they’re better than you. So you got to come with a little extra to satisfy them.
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They say if you don’t have your health you ain’t got nothing, but the truth is you ain’t got nothing if you don’t have no one to worry about your health.
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Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.
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America…Do not touch my TV, my DVD, my stereo, my dual-deck VCR. Do not touch my old school, my new school, my slow jams, my party jams, my happy rap, and you better not touch…My James Brown.
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