Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
BO BURNHAMWas Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Postmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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I know it’s the comedian’s instinct to say, “Do it, man, nothing’s off-limits! It’s cool, bro!” I don’t know if that’s the answer for me.
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For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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We’re having a traditional Thanksgiving – turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.
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I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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Where are all the sour patch parents?
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I’m also wary about the fact that if you don’t proceed with caution and understand what you’re doing, you understand these things are realities that you’re dealing with, they’re real things.
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They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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The world doesn’t need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers – the world needs more you. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage… They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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